Appearances DO matter (esp. when you're Greek)

Are there any Delta Zetas among my few loyal readers? My sorority has made national news this month in this NY Times article and on CNN in a little newspiece, Paula Zahn interview, and panel discussion. The chapter at DePauw University had been having trouble with recruitment, and so some of the national officers came in and conducted a "membership review". They interviewed each women in the chapter and then sent letters to 23 of them "recommending [them] for alumna status". As the news spins it, the 23 women that got the boot included all the overweight women and 3 of the 4 minorities. Six more women who were not asked to leave left in protest. Then Nationals held a recruitment event hosted by just the slender pretty women (they imported more slender pretty woman from another chapter), while the rest waited upstairs. So the e-mails from my chapter have been flying, with most of my sisters saying the NY Times and CNN spun it the wrong way, and that nationals hasn't had a chance to explain their side. But - and I'm sorry DZs, if you're reading this, for my brutally honest opinion - I have no problem believing our national officers judged their own sisters based on their appearances. Our national president sent a message stating that "we are offended at suggestions that decisions made at DePauw were related in any way to our members' races and nationalities" and that "All members of Delta Zeta shall be chosen for moral, social and intellectual worth. Membership shall not be denied because of race, color, religion, national origin or handicap". Yeah, but fellow DZs please notice that our constitution does not list "appearance" or "image" among race, color, religion, etc. And it DOES state that members shall be chosen for...SOCIAL...worth. Hence, according to our constitution, it's okay to kick out the fat ugly, or socially awkward women. And I think Nationals did, because they were desperate to boost numbers because if the chapter at DePauw closed, the University says they couldn't guarantee it would be allowed back. And who wants to join a sorority with a bunch of fat, ugly, socially awkward women? This is GREEK life...yes, it's about philanthropy, scholarship, sisterhood, and all that crap, but most of the women who rush want to join the fun, hot, popular houses. That's just the way it is. I know, I'm cynical, but really. My chapter (Alpha Rho) had trouble recruiting women - we were always lower than the other houses during my time there. The reason? Every sorority has a stereotype(s) and ours were the fat sorority, the nerd sorority, and the reject sorority. APs if you're reading this you know I love you dearly, but you also know I'm being realistic here. If parading the pretty girls meant higher recruitment numbers and not losing the DePauw chapter, well then, what else was Nationals supposed to do?

Moving on... I LOVE Krispy Kreme doughnuts and I want to know why the hell they would make a whole wheat doughnut. It's a DOUGHNUT! It's KRISPY KREME! Don't try to make it healthy! Whole wheat has no place in doughtnuts. And "health-conscious consumers" should be nowhere near a Krispy Kreme (shorter line and more hot doughnuts for me!)

Moving on again...A friend had an extra ticket to last Wednesday's Illini game (thank you Don!), so I got to see the chief's last performance. To the people who were crying: I love tradition too, and it's true I don't understand yours, but tears? I wish stuff like that was all I had to cry about now. Anyway, it was still fun to be there, and here are a couple pics. The second pic is after the chief performed, when many fans took off their orange to wear black in protest.

Blizzard!

On the bus ride to work I found out that U of I classes were canceled - and I just heard on NPR, anecdotally, that's the 1st time they've done that since 1978!! Evidently, state offices are closed, too, because I am now here at work all by myself. Isn't this GOES IR image of the storm beautiful? OK, Shari just showed up, and now I'm feeling motivated. I'd better stop blogging and get some work done!

Lovie Smith Becomes First African-American Coach To Lose Super Bowl

...a headline from "The Onion" that made me crack up. Read the article here. I also liked this: White House Quietly Retracts Entire State Of The Union Address and this: Touring Raffi Refuses To Play 'Shake My Sillies Out'. Did anyone else watch Raffi videos as a child? Maybe I know him just cuz my mom's a preschool teacher.

I just came across this on The Onion's site, too (hee hee!):



Hey Kate and Andrew and anyone else who has attempted to comment in vain: I changed my settings so that ANYONE can post a comment on my blog. I don't want to discriminate against non-Blogger account people.

I feel like posting a random picture, but I haven't taken or drawn any in a while, so here is an award-winning photo of a copepod taken by my friend and Ph.D. committee member Dr. Robert Moeller. Robert if you're reading this I hope you don't mind:



Isn't it beautiful? Doesn't it make you wish you studied zooplankton like I do?

More random musings: my friends and (certain) family members are fantastic. A very sincere thank you to all of you who have listened to me rant, cry, curse, and cry some more.

Bon Anniversaire a moi!

Today is my birthday! The big 2-8. I went searching on the internet to see which famous people share my bday, and I hadn't heard of most of them. These were the ones I knew:

• Lisa Marie Presley
• Clark Gable
• Boris Yeltsin
• Langston Hughes

After my birthday, the most notable event that's occurred on Feb 1 in recent history is Janet Jackson's nipple incident. Ha ha, kidding. Well, that really did happen on Feb. 1 (2004), but on a more serious note the most memorable event is probably the Columbia Shuttle explosion (Feb. 1, 2003). On a happier note, Canada introduced their Civil Marriage Act on Feb 1, 2005. Ooh, I just found something else. Besides being Groundhog Eve, Feb 1 is National Porridge Day in parts of Northern England (so I guess it's not really "national"). Isn't Wikipedia great?

These made me laugh...

Here are some "headlines" from the onion:

PFL

This is so funny! If science doesn't work out for me, I think I'm going to join the PFL and call myself Cookie the Clobberer. Or Sandra the Slugger. My weapon of choice will be a king-size down in a flannel case. I think with all my dancing and running (and the "Sandra 100" - 100 push-ups a day does a body good) I could totally kick those bitches' asses!

Mid-Latitude Cyclone

If I was still teaching meteorology I would show my students these beautiful images of a classic mid-latitude cyclone that is crossing the midwest this weekend:





Note the large comma-shaped region of precipitation that is characteristic of mid-latitude cyclones. A great website to view satellite images and surface station data for U.S. (or North American) weather is here. Click on enhanced IR and view the looped animation - it's cool! This site from Plymouth University is also a good one. Ooh wait, yeah, I just found an image of the radar data superimposed on the IR:

A Major Media Conglomeration

Look! My two favorite newspapers are partnering up:

The Washington Post to Partner With The Onion

Isn't that awesome?

Milquetoast

I just wanted to share this new word I learned from a book I was reading. Even though I read as much as I can, it's usually science, so my non-science vocabulary has always been poor. But I'm working on it - I subscribe to the word-of-the-day (from two sources) and I'm plowing through my booklist. So don't make fun of me if you already know what milquetoast means! If you don't know what it means, here's what dictionary.com says:

milque·toast /ˈmɪlkˌtoʊst/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[milk-tohst] –noun (sometimes initial capital letter) a very timid, unassertive, spineless person, esp. one who is easily dominated or intimidated: a milquetoast who's afraid to ask for a raise.

Sandra Cookie is definitely NOT a milquetoast!

Siberian Slime!

Several weeks ago I was told by veterans of the Siberian Express 7.45 mile trail run that it is a good idea to "wear old shoes". Well, I forgot. I did bring a towel and a change of clothes and shoes, but here are my best running shoes AFTER I cleaned most of the mud off:



I had run the out&back trail at Kickapoo before, but not when it was this wet and muddy. Also, only a portion of the course was on this trail because of a bridge being out. The course included multiple stream crossings, near-vertical muddy hill climbs, stretches of ankle-deep muck where many people lost shoes (whew, I was a good lacer), and bottleneck areas near the start. Plus, I had a cold and was blowing my nose every few minutes. Thus, I was very surprised when I finished #24 in women (only the top 25 get prizes) - especially since my time was a slow 1:13! Here is the cute little medal:



It's too bad we don't have a picture of my muddy self after the race (I wore shorts!)

Sandra Cookie's Christmas

Merry Christmas!

I had a great holiday and hope you did, too. One of my Christmas presents was a digital camera - yay! - so now I can more easily share recent photos! Here's the Cookie family minus Alicia on Christmas Eve:




Here is our cutesie country living room all decked out for Christmas (after Santa had come!):





Here is my failed attempt at Stuff on My Cat - Xmas Edition:

And here is some Christmas Artwork from a much younger Sandra Cookie:

This last one is a quilting that I sewed by hand! Can you believe it? I don't (and I'm pretty sure can't) do stuff like this anymore!

Haha!

Whew! I was feeling kinda down today (actually very down), so I decided I totally needed to cheer myself up. I thought I would share the things that made me laugh out loud:

1. Reading The Onion. They're featuring some of their best 2006 articles. I especially liked the pieces about consoling Pluto and defending marriage.

2. Rereading some of my favorite comics. Is it legal to repost these or am I breaking a copyright law? Anyway, most of these are from the washingtonpost.com comics section:









3. Some new (to me anyway) "yo mama" jokes (from A Prairie Home Companion Pretty Good Joke Book):

- Yo mama's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn left.
- Yo mama's so ugly the Red Cross talked her out of being an organ donor.
- Yo mama's so ugly all her neighbors chipped in for curtains.
- Yo mama's so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washington's nose.
- Yo mama's so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
- Yo mama's so slow her ancestors arrived on the June Flower.
- Yo mama's so dumb she only changed your diapers once a month because it said on the box "Good for up to 20 pounds!"
- Yo mama's so fat when she was walking down the street and I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.

Top 10 Cool Places Where Sandra Cookie has Tossed her Cookies

I love traveling, but something I've had to deal with most of my life is my weak stomach. I've barfed on sailboats, ferries, cars, buses, planes, and once on a train traveling at 5 mph. Fortunately I seem to have outgrown my motion sickness, food sensitivities, and other causes of stomach issues (for the most part). So now when I look back fondly on all the places I've been I realize hey, I've upchucked in a lot of neat places, including 5 countries and at least 4 national parks. Hurling is much more pleasant when you have pretty scenery to look at instead of porcelain. So, I thought it would be fun to compile a list - plus it would give me an excuse to prance out a few vacation photos! Thus, I now present...

The Top 10 Cool Places Where Sandra Cookie has Tossed her Cookies

10. Mt. Washington (on the Cog Railway)
My dad was the 500,000th person to enter the Mt. Washington visitor's center, and our family won a trip on the Cog Railway up the mountain. Luckily I had a plastic bag with me.

9. Skyline Drive in Shenandoah National Park
The combination of my father's driving style and winding Skyline Drive was never good.

8. Beautiful downtown Philly
The Philly marathon and half marathon have got to be the most scenic urban race courses. This is one of my better race photos - taken at the 2005 half marathon - but it was my worst race. I tossed my cookies twice after this moment:


7. sailing on Lake Erie
It was a gorgeous windy day - perfect for sailing - but my friends felt bad that I was sick. "Really," I assured them, "I'm having a great time! [dry heave]"

6. off the coast of Nova Scotia
On a ferry. It sucked.

5. Grand Canyon National Park
I tossed my cookies both ABOVE it (in one of those prop planes) and NEXT to it (on the North Rim). These pics suck, but that's because I took them with my cheap camera in 1994:



4. Yellowstone National Park
At Mammoth Hot Springs. This is also where I got the worst sunburn of my life.


3. a rainforest in Panama
This was definitely from something I ate. I also threw up in the "porn room" where we were staying - so called because the hot tub and shower were right there when you entered the room, there was no door to the toilet, and there were mirrors everywhere. I.e., if you were peeing you could be seen from anywhere in the room. ALL of the rooms at this quaint little bed&breakfast were like this!




2. Galapagos Islands
Both on our boat (many times) and on Isabella Island, not too far from the iguanas, who were totally sympathetic.



1. Iceland (right into a crevasse!)
I only barfed once, but I could've 100 times and the scenery would've totally been worth in.


Most amazingly I did NOT toss my cookies while traveling on this road in the Andes while riding BACKWARDS in this van. Go figure.

Stuff on My Cat

One of my friends (Kate I think?) directed me to the following website:
http://www.stuffonmycat.com/
There are two types of people: (1) those who find this site hilarious (2) those who think people who find this site hilarious are insane. Well, if you're in group (1), read on, because below is my little version of Stuff on My Cat, featuring...Madeline!

REWARD: ID Mysterious Thingy and you win!

Anyone out there in the life sciences? If you know (or have a good guess of) what this thing is depicted in several images below, PLEASE enlighten me! I think it might be a pollen grain of some sort, but I know a lotta pollen, and this doesn't look like anything I know. My other idea was a planula larvae, but it doesn't appear to be ciliated. It's about 60 microns long. It's been everywhere in my zooplankton and fish gut samples all summer and autumn long and no one in our lab knows what it is. I am offering a reward (you'll get to Hug a Limnologist Today) to whoever can confirm for me what this is.

Pineturkey

If anyone else's family has a pineturkey like we do at Thanksgiving, I want to know about it - please leave me a comment detailing your pineturkey tradition.




If by chance you do have a pineturkey, I'll bet YOU don't lovingly place yours on a tatted doily handmade by your grandfather! We usually slaughter our pineturkey for breakfast the day after Thanksgiving. Don't worry, we have a real turkey, too. But you may still think the Cooke family is a little odd.

Manger avec ma soeur

On my parents' computer I found some pictures from this summer they FORGOT to share with me, including this one of my sister feeding me junior mints at Allerton Park (hey Alicia, are you one of my loyal readers?). Then I found a similar picture from October 18, 1982, except I'm the one stuffing her face:


24 years later and not much has changed (except now she's the bigger/stronger one and can beat me up. Which she does sometimes.)

I swear to you I had a perfectly normal childhood...

...despite what you might infer from the following piece of artwork I found at my parents' house:



It was in a folder of semi-rejected pieces - stuff that's not that good but no way will my mom throw them out. It was undated and untitled, but the artist is definitely me. I don't remember drawing it, so if you're wondering "huh??" I can't explain it either.