This is absolutely hilarious. I especially like item 6 of Agenda #3: "6. BAN DIVORCE. If the institution is so in need of protection, seek a constitutional amendment to ban divorce. One marriage, once."
On a slightly different topic, I always thought "Don't Ask Don't Tell" was the most stupid, senseless embarrassment to our country's military ever, even more of an embarrassment than its commander-in-chief. But this really frosts Sandra Cookie's cookies: did you know that from 2003-2006 the military allowed 4,230 convicted felons to enlist? "Here, Convicted Felon, take this gun! You've been convicted of a homicide? That's okay by us, as long as you're not gay!" How many agree that this is f***ing ridiculous? Please comment!
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at least they're doing something for their country other than rotting away in prison. Hopefully they do some screening for violent and pathologic criminals. I wouldn't like them to be trained to kill more effectively.
It also makes me want to enlist, if our military is that desperate.
-CG
CG, I read this as a rare, reluctant somewhat-agreement! Also, have you thought of WHY the military is so desperate? Why the desertion rate is at its all-time highest? That's right! Because our asshole commander-in-chief started a war, based on lies, that no one wants to be in!
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