Oops, maybe not that accurate

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070914/ap_on_re_us/us_iraq

This is great (and pretty damn accurate)

Articles from The Onion

U.S. To Re-Hang Saddam Hussein
Fucking Yankees, Reports Nation (the last paragraph is the best part).
And I support Barry Bonds more than most people do, but this is still funny:
Destruction of National Pastime Given Standing Ovation
I think the rest of the Onion's baseball articles are also pretty good.

Djokovic

Novak Djokovic is now my favorite tennis player, not just because he's a great player and cute but also because his impression of Sharapova is hilarious. After he beat Carlos Moya today in the U.S. Open quarter finals he treated viewers to his impressions of some tennis greats. You can also find him doing impressions on You Tube, as well as a video of him singing an awful (but funny) karaoke version of I Will Survive.

Pretty

This past Saturday my mom and I went to Rockome Gardens in Arcola. It was kind of an odd assortment of attractions (I liked the haunted cavern!), but it was a beautiful day and the gardens were pretty:



Throughout the gardens they had these little placards with bits of wisdom. Here are some of my favorites: